EVERYBODY check out this sick website called FmyLife.com!!It's pretty funny what happens to people..LMFAO 
Here's a preview of some of the stuff that's on,
This is NOT me people,its some random dude on the web. posting his F***** up life.:
Today, my girlfriend decided to bribe me to be good since we were going out to dinner with her parents by giving me blowjob. The good news: it was one of the best she had ever given. The bad news: I came on her black dress. She responded by hitting in me in the nuts. Hard. FML
Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML